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Supermarket super-idiots

Bigmouth

THE NEWS that Morrisons wants to take over Safeways will be welcomed by stupid disability-benefit claiming, mobility scooter-riding half-wits across the country.

I recently visited the Morrisons store in Chingford, and even by supermarket standards it surpassed itself.

The idiot customers out-numbered the normal ones by about two to one.

Every aisle was clogged up with morons with nothing better to do than wander about getting in the way.

They parked their mobility scooters in front of the shelves while they dithered over which tin of beans to buy.

The cafe was no better. It�s supposed to be quick and easy self-service style affair.

There�s nothing quick and easy when the stupid brigade get involved.

You�d think some of them had never been in a caf before the way they dithered over what to have.

And if any of you think it�s wrong to have a go at people on disability scooters just go and take a look outside Morrisons.

How many of the so-called disabled are out there smoking.

Maybe it�s the fags that are making them disabled. Just a thought.

They get parking spaces close to the shop because they get out of breath with walking or have bad circulation.

These are just two conditions associated with cigarettes.

Try knocking off the cancer sticks then you muppets.

8:24am Saturday 11th October 2003